"I have a problem with people who are wearing board shorts when they aren’t going to the beach and [Liam] is constantly in surf trunks. He just wears trunks all the time. My best friend is gay, so it doesn’t help. He’s always decked out really hot and then I see my boyfriend and I’m like, 'I kinda want that one. Even though you don’t like me, I really like you!' [My best friend is] way cuter and WAY more fun and wants to do everything I want to do."
- Good ole Miley Cyrus trashtalking her boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth