Showing posts with label Upskirt. Show all posts
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Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Natasha Richardson The Mother Of All Wardrobe Malfunctions

Actress Natasha Richardson unveiled a foxy new look and rather more than she would have liked on the red-carpet at last night's star-studded Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala.

Natasha Richardson The Mother Of All Wardrobe Malfunctions

In an attempt to ensure she didn't embarrass herself by tripping up as she ascended the stairs in her high heels, Natasha came a cropper anyway.

As the actress from the highly-regarded Redgrave acting dynasty hitched up her pale pink chiffon gown, she inadvertently flashed her nude-coloured thong to the assembled audience.

Natasha appeared to have interpreted the dress code for the 'Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy' themed event rather too literally.

Maybe her inspiration came from comic book hero Flash Gordon.

The Maid in Manhattan star clearly forgot about the waist-high slash in her gown, as she hoiked up the layered chiffon creation and unwittingly exposed a well-toned leg, and her flesh-coloured thong.

The embarrassing wardrobe malfunction appeared to go unnoticed by Natasha, who was accompanied by former Gucci creative director Tom Ford, despite the fact that much of her leg and her underwear was clearly on show.

Natasha Richardson The Mother Of All Wardrobe Malfunctions

Thankfully, 44-year Natasha has not fallen victim to the trend for 'going commando' - wearing no underwear - and her tiny thong just about spared her blushes.

The daughter of Vanessa Redgrave, appears to have undergone something of a style transformation, similar to that of her actress sister and Nip/Tuck star, Joely Richardson.

With her plunging neckline, and blonde bobbed curls, clearly Natasha would have caused a stir on the red carpet without the unfortunate flashing incident.

The award-winning actress, who is married to fellow actor Liam Neeson has found fame in the US through her award-winning stage roles on New York's Broadway.

However, Natasha wasn't the only celebrity to have an dress mishap.

Actress Eva Mendes revealed plenty of thigh in her green structured number and former model Stephanie Seymour's sheer dress failed to conceal a flesh-coloured nipple cover.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Karolina Kurkova in Panties

Karolina Kurkova

These are the final round of shots from Victoria’s Secret model Karolina Kurkova’s three-day photo shoot in St. Barts. I bet if you removed her panties an angel would fly out of her vagina. Of course, I’d shoot the angel mid-flight with my laser wang and watch it fall into the ocean. Sometimes I like to send God a message that I don’t appreciate winged creatures interrupting my sexual conquests. Like the time a dragon cock-blocked me with Jessica Simpson. I chopped off its head with a broken whiskey bottle and breathed fire down its neck. True story.

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Thursday, December 13, 2007

Karolina Kurkova flashes all stuffs

Karolina Kurkova

These are shots of Victoria’s Secret model Karolina Kurkova at a photo shoot in Saint Barts yesterday. I enjoy how she gets dressed in a giant collapsible tube. It’s almost like she’s in the future. I can’t wait until the day we all can wake up in the morning, step into a tube and be instantly dressed for work. For now I’ll have to settle for changing out of my PJ’s in the janitor’s closet. Though I wish he wouldn’t watch while quietly sipping his coffee. At least toss me a compliment or something. I may seem like just a glistening collection of biceps and abdominal muscles, but I have feelings too, you know?
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