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Good news for Halle Berry, she´s been acclaimed the sexiest black woman alive by a bunch of wieners who desperately need to get their heads out of their own assholes. The producer of the travesty commented gleefully: "The women selected as our 16 sexiest black women aren´t just pretty faces. Each one of them is uniquely talented, strong-minded and self-assured. What could be sexier than that?"
Perhaps they´ve missed the fact that Halle Berry is basically just tan? If you´re going to make up a totally racist award in the first place, you should probably actually restrict it to black women, not women with Caucasian features who could have fooled Hitler by wearing a blonde wig and blue contacts.
Halle Berry was named ahead of actual hot black women like Rihanna, Eve, Tyra Banks, Michelle Obama, Naomi Campbell, and Oprah Winfrey, I guess proving that these completely racist dickheads don´t actually like black women after all.
$500,000 to go to educate 8,000 children in Iraq.
Pitt and Jolie have donated millions of dollars to charity over the years.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have donated one million dollars to support the education of 8,000 children in Iraq and the United States affected by the war, a charity said Wednesday.
The iconic Hollywood couple made the donation to the Education Partnership for Children of Conflict via their charity, the Jolie-Pitt Foundation.
A statement from the Education Partnership said the money would be split evenly between U.S. and Iraq non-profit groups.
Money will pay for basic necessities, including books and supplies to help send Iraqi children to school. Aid will also go to refugee kids, and to school rehabilitation programs.
The foundation will also help children in the United States who have a military parent killed in Iraq, or who are separated from a parent stationed in the country.
“These educational support programs for children of conflict are the best way to help them heal,” Jolie, who has visited Iraq twice in the past year, said in a statement.
Pitt added: “We hope to encourage others to give to these great organizations.”
Pitt, 44, and Jolie, 33, have donated millions of dollars to charity over the years. Jolie has long been an advocate for refugees and is a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR).
The curvy blonde girl cavorting on Malibu beach attracted the usual battery of photographers as they rushed to get their daily dose of Britney.
But for once, the snappers were left open-mouthed as the woman was not their usual target - but with her uncanny likeness to the star, she definitely qualified as the best Britney Spears lookalike ever.
With her tousled blonde locks forced into a messy bun atop her head, well-rounded stomach protruding from her too-brief bikini, and her whiter than white Hollywood smile, she certainly bore more than a passing likeness to the troubled singer.
But she didn't fool the photographers who make their living from trailing the real Britney for too long.
Meanwhile, the real Britney stepped out with a smart new look ahead of her appearance in court yesterday for her ongoing custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline.
Britney tamed her unruly locks into a sleek straightened hairstyle and dressed soberly in a white shirt and cropped trousers to attend the court hearing in Los Angeles.
Britney was reportedly looking for overnight visits with sons Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1.
Court spokesperson, Allan Parachini confirmed: 'There has been a change in the visitation rights.
'But I am not at liberty to say what exactly the changes are.'
Federline, who also appeared in court, was smartly dressed in a grey suit and a white shirt.
Britney was represented by Laura Wasser, who she recently has been reunited with through her father Jamie Spears.
Jamie sat next to his daughter during the hearing, but did not speak to Britney.
Both parties left the court, apparently smiling, after the two-hour hearing.
Sarah Harding has escaped to Dubai for a girls' only holiday following her split her DJ boyfriend Tom Crane.
The singer, dressed in a skimpy animal print bikini, was spotted sipping cocktails by the pool of a luxury five-star hotel with a female companion.
Rest and relaxation appeared to be her main concern in the wake of her heartbreak and Girls Aloud's gruelling UK tour.
It comes as Crane, who had dated Sarah for a year and shared a £1million north London home with the singer, admitted they had gone for a month without seeing each other prior to their split last week.
In an interview with Closer magazine just a day before the couple's split was leaked to the press, Tom admitted their relationship was going through a troubled time.
He said: 'Sarah’s been super-busy lately. When she was on tour, she worked every single day for 12 to 15 hours.
'The problem is, that I’m working every night DJing, and with her working every day, we never overlap.
'We have a very good sex life – but I haven’t seen her for a month.
'We both work hard and it’s a bit of a downfall as you don’t get much time together. The hours are frustrating – that’s the bad side of it.We don’t have that normal ‘sit down and discuss the relationship’ thing. Sarah is 26 and wants to focus on her career, so she’ll work as hard as she can, for as long as she can.'
Reports last week suggested Tom had grown increasingly jealous of Sarah's close friendship with male backing dancer Jackson Williams.
Tom admitted he did struggle to watch her cavort on stage with the hunky male dancers: 'I have to see her with all these guys every single day of the week, so it’s just all part of it.
'I just have to swallow and accept she’s got all these dancers around her.'
Just last month, Sarah spoke of her love for Tom and admitted they had discussed marriage and children.
She said: 'We have talked about children. Tommy wants loads. More than I think I can pop out.'
Sarah and Tom started dating last June, just weeks after the singer split from showbiz journalist Joe Mott.
Prior to Joe, Sarah was in a high-profile on/off romance with Mikey Green, from the now-defunct boy band Phixx, who set met on TV talent show Popstars: The Rivals, where Girls Aloud were first formed.
Pamela Anderson showed up in my hometown of Montreal for Douchefest '08, aka the Grand Prix Formula 1 race. She was the celebrity guest at a club called Opera, which is the douchiest of clubs in the whole city. Obviously, Pam was paid for her appearance (that's how these things work), but the real question is whether Pamela Anderson's nipples got paid too, or if those were just "value adds," as they say in the biz.
Here's Kim Kardashian and one of her monstrous sisters enjoying some shoppings in Monaco. Kim has been hanging out there lately, and showing that ass around town. She recently insisted that her ass is her own and not some sort of padding or what have you. Her ass is not gentically engineered!
Kourtney is going for broke on that cone. I think we know who the fellas needs to flock to if they want it done right.
Actress Natasha Richardson unveiled a foxy new look and rather more than she would have liked on the red-carpet at last night's star-studded Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala.
In an attempt to ensure she didn't embarrass herself by tripping up as she ascended the stairs in her high heels, Natasha came a cropper anyway.
As the actress from the highly-regarded Redgrave acting dynasty hitched up her pale pink chiffon gown, she inadvertently flashed her nude-coloured thong to the assembled audience.
Natasha appeared to have interpreted the dress code for the 'Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy' themed event rather too literally.
Maybe her inspiration came from comic book hero Flash Gordon.
The Maid in Manhattan star clearly forgot about the waist-high slash in her gown, as she hoiked up the layered chiffon creation and unwittingly exposed a well-toned leg, and her flesh-coloured thong.
The embarrassing wardrobe malfunction appeared to go unnoticed by Natasha, who was accompanied by former Gucci creative director Tom Ford, despite the fact that much of her leg and her underwear was clearly on show.
Thankfully, 44-year Natasha has not fallen victim to the trend for 'going commando' - wearing no underwear - and her tiny thong just about spared her blushes.
The daughter of Vanessa Redgrave, appears to have undergone something of a style transformation, similar to that of her actress sister and Nip/Tuck star, Joely Richardson.
With her plunging neckline, and blonde bobbed curls, clearly Natasha would have caused a stir on the red carpet without the unfortunate flashing incident.
The award-winning actress, who is married to fellow actor Liam Neeson has found fame in the US through her award-winning stage roles on New York's Broadway.
However, Natasha wasn't the only celebrity to have an dress mishap.
Actress Eva Mendes revealed plenty of thigh in her green structured number and former model Stephanie Seymour's sheer dress failed to conceal a flesh-coloured nipple cover.
LONDON (Reuters) - British singer Amy Winehouse joined the elite ranks of music millionaires on Friday but she may struggle to reach the dizzy heights of "wrinkly rockers" like Paul McCartney, the editor of an annual rich list said.
The bee-hived soul singer, whose troubled private life and battle against drug addiction have overshadowed her recording success, is now valued at 10 million pounds ($19.72 million).
"Winning Grammys have given her a really good profile in the United States. She has such a smooth voice but let's hope she doesn't blow it all," Sunday Times Rich List editor Philip Beresford said as the latest millionaire tables were published.
Reality TV winner Leona Lewis is another new entry in the Under-30 category. She was valued at six million pounds after topping the singles and album charts in the United States.
Leading the young millionaires thanks to inherited Beatle wealth is the late George Harrison's guitarist son Dhani. His 160 million pound fortune prompted newspaper headlines like "While their bank accounts gently leap..."
But Beresford told Reuters: "None of these young singers will ever make it to the main rich list as they don't have the legs of the wrinkly rockers."
The young guns are dwarfed by the fortunes of veteran stars like Mick Jagger and Sting, he said.
"They have developed this new industry of massive stadium tours around the world full of relatively wealthy middle-aged fans trying to recapture their youth paying extortionate prices for the privilege," Beresford said.
"Their tours are their pension funds," he said.
Beresford did admit to one Beatle miscalculation over Paul McCartney's fortune which was set at 725 million in last year's list.
"He is now down at 500 million because we over-egged it in the past. But we are not as severe as the judge in his divorce case (against Heather Mills) who put it at 400 million pounds," he said.
Beresford hailed the 300 million pound fortune of Madonna and her film director husband Guy Ritchie as "almost unique."
"She has joined the wrinkly rockers with the big touring income but she also has the record sales which they are not getting anymore," he added.
But Madonna's fortune is dwarfed in Britain's top 50 music millionaires list which is topped, like last year, by Clive Calder, founder of Zomba Records, who is valued at 1.3 billion pounds.
Lindsay Lohan is in the market for a Daddy figure, because the one she has now just can´t stop crawling to the press and cashing in off his daughter´s fame. Micheal Lohan has apparently told so many lies to the media since Lindsay got out of rehab that she no longer wants to speak with him again.
When he heard this, Micheal Lohan, of course, spoke to the NY Daily News, saying: "If Lindsay would just listen to me and follow my guidance, like she did when her life was on the right path, and before the people you see now that are in her life, I guarantee that her life would straighten out and she´d be back to being the gifted actress everyone knew and loved."
Of course, now that Lindsay´s not talking to Micheal Lohan, Lindsay is going to need a new Daddy to show her the way. Any volunteers?
Word on the street is that sexy singer Shakira likes to get down with MMF threesomes. According to rumor, Shakira was double teamed by her boyfriend and a Spanish singer-songwriter. The tape is now apparently being used as evidence in what must be the most awesome court case ever. The tape is allegedly in the hands of the prosecutors, who are reported to have said that if certain parts of the tape were to be made public, then the private lives of the participants would be at risk.
It´s really very considerate of celebrities to tape their sordid encounters. Many people prefer to not create evidence of acts that could one day be incriminating, but it seems that celebrities just can´t resist documenting every moment of their lives, no matter whether they´re singing to a thousand people, or if they´re making room in their orifices for just one more set of genitalia. I suppose it could be like a bit of an income insurance policy for them. If album sales start to wane, they have something to fall back on.
Mena Suvari (American Beauty) is enjoying a vacation in Miami with her boyfriend Simone Sestito (Eh?). I'm puzzled as just to where in the hell Mena got that ass from. I thought she was a midget. Does she live under power lines or something? Or, no, I got it: She was bitten by a radioactive Kim Kardashian. Yes, of course, that seems more likely. *strokes beard* I should be a doctor. Wait, I don't have a beard oh God Cindy I'm sorry. Uh, how's my favorite HR gal doing today? Still competing in the lumberjack games I'm getting sued aren't I? Fantastic.
Madonna will only perform Like A Virgin again for $30 million.
The 4 Minutes star, who is set to embark on a tour this autumn, is tired of singing her early hits and has no desire to include them in her set lists. She said, “I’m not sure I can sing Holiday or Like A Virgin ever again. I just can’t — unless somebody paid me like $30 million or something.” Madonna also spoke about troubled singer Britney Spears, and revealed she works out to her new album Blackout. She added, “I actually love Britney’s new album. I usually work out to her record. I do a combination of Pilates and dance aerobics. People need to step off. For real, let’s go save her.”
George Clooney's girlfriend Sarah Larson looks prim and proper on the red carpet, but these pics that surfaced of her go-go dancer days in Vegas say otherwise. Taken just before she met the Clooney in July, these photos show Sarah getting her drunk on in a bikini and practically doing a guy in the middle of a dance club. I'm not saying George Clooney knows how to pick 'em, but this is a girl you take home to mom. Then have sex with in the linen closet. Ah, sweet romance.
American television network NBC is apparently furious with Mariah Carey, her manager Benny Medina and her representative at Def Jam because they promised the singer would perform on Today to promote her new album E=MC2, but is instead going on archrival ABC's Good Morning America.
Pagesix.com quoted a source as saying: "Every morning show wanted Carey on for her new album, so Benny started negotiating. He demanded that Today promote her fragrance and also give her a guest-star role on My Name is Earl. They agreed."
But her My Name Is Earl part, which was to coincide with the album release, was put off when it was decided the album needed work.
"It was supposed to come out in November, then it was pushed back until February, and now the release date is April 15. The entire time, Benny told Today it would get Carey for its concert series on Rockefeller Plaza. But then he stopped returning calls. Turns out, he had done a side deal behind everyone's back with Good Morning America—after NBC had agreed to all of his demands."
However, Medina denies he ever promised Today that Carey would give a concert on Rockefeller Plaza.
"If they can show me an e-mail from anyone committing to the concert, I will personally pay for the entire production myself," he said.
