skip to main |
skip to sidebar
Good news for Halle Berry, she´s been acclaimed the sexiest black woman alive by a bunch of wieners who desperately need to get their heads out of their own assholes. The producer of the travesty commented gleefully: "The women selected as our 16 sexiest black women aren´t just pretty faces. Each one of them is uniquely talented, strong-minded and self-assured. What could be sexier than that?"
Perhaps they´ve missed the fact that Halle Berry is basically just tan? If you´re going to make up a totally racist award in the first place, you should probably actually restrict it to black women, not women with Caucasian features who could have fooled Hitler by wearing a blonde wig and blue contacts.
Halle Berry was named ahead of actual hot black women like Rihanna, Eve, Tyra Banks, Michelle Obama, Naomi Campbell, and Oprah Winfrey, I guess proving that these completely racist dickheads don´t actually like black women after all.
Tara Reid hasn´t made an appearance here for a while, but in case you guys were starting to worry about her, the good news is that she is still alive and drinking.
Because Tara Reid´s biochemistry is different from that of ordinary humans, she requires several pints of alcohol per day just to keep breathing, and some scientists contend that unlike other women´s breasts, which are comprised of fatty tissues, Tara Reid´s tits actually function more like a camel´s hump, storing alcohol, and releasing it as she starts to sober up.
Sure, its sad to see a pretty girl become a raving alcoholic and destroy her life with endless partying and budget plastic surgeries, but she looks almost human in these pictures, so I guess that´s good enough for the likes of us.
$500,000 to go to educate 8,000 children in Iraq.
Pitt and Jolie have donated millions of dollars to charity over the years.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have donated one million dollars to support the education of 8,000 children in Iraq and the United States affected by the war, a charity said Wednesday.
The iconic Hollywood couple made the donation to the Education Partnership for Children of Conflict via their charity, the Jolie-Pitt Foundation.
A statement from the Education Partnership said the money would be split evenly between U.S. and Iraq non-profit groups.
Money will pay for basic necessities, including books and supplies to help send Iraqi children to school. Aid will also go to refugee kids, and to school rehabilitation programs.
The foundation will also help children in the United States who have a military parent killed in Iraq, or who are separated from a parent stationed in the country.
“These educational support programs for children of conflict are the best way to help them heal,” Jolie, who has visited Iraq twice in the past year, said in a statement.
Pitt added: “We hope to encourage others to give to these great organizations.”
Pitt, 44, and Jolie, 33, have donated millions of dollars to charity over the years. Jolie has long been an advocate for refugees and is a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR).
The curvy blonde girl cavorting on Malibu beach attracted the usual battery of photographers as they rushed to get their daily dose of Britney.
But for once, the snappers were left open-mouthed as the woman was not their usual target - but with her uncanny likeness to the star, she definitely qualified as the best Britney Spears lookalike ever.
With her tousled blonde locks forced into a messy bun atop her head, well-rounded stomach protruding from her too-brief bikini, and her whiter than white Hollywood smile, she certainly bore more than a passing likeness to the troubled singer.
But she didn't fool the photographers who make their living from trailing the real Britney for too long.
Meanwhile, the real Britney stepped out with a smart new look ahead of her appearance in court yesterday for her ongoing custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline.
Britney tamed her unruly locks into a sleek straightened hairstyle and dressed soberly in a white shirt and cropped trousers to attend the court hearing in Los Angeles.
Britney was reportedly looking for overnight visits with sons Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1.
Court spokesperson, Allan Parachini confirmed: 'There has been a change in the visitation rights.
'But I am not at liberty to say what exactly the changes are.'
Federline, who also appeared in court, was smartly dressed in a grey suit and a white shirt.
Britney was represented by Laura Wasser, who she recently has been reunited with through her father Jamie Spears.
Jamie sat next to his daughter during the hearing, but did not speak to Britney.
Both parties left the court, apparently smiling, after the two-hour hearing.
Sarah Harding has escaped to Dubai for a girls' only holiday following her split her DJ boyfriend Tom Crane.
The singer, dressed in a skimpy animal print bikini, was spotted sipping cocktails by the pool of a luxury five-star hotel with a female companion.
Rest and relaxation appeared to be her main concern in the wake of her heartbreak and Girls Aloud's gruelling UK tour.
It comes as Crane, who had dated Sarah for a year and shared a £1million north London home with the singer, admitted they had gone for a month without seeing each other prior to their split last week.
In an interview with Closer magazine just a day before the couple's split was leaked to the press, Tom admitted their relationship was going through a troubled time.
He said: 'Sarah’s been super-busy lately. When she was on tour, she worked every single day for 12 to 15 hours.
'The problem is, that I’m working every night DJing, and with her working every day, we never overlap.
'We have a very good sex life – but I haven’t seen her for a month.
'We both work hard and it’s a bit of a downfall as you don’t get much time together. The hours are frustrating – that’s the bad side of it.We don’t have that normal ‘sit down and discuss the relationship’ thing. Sarah is 26 and wants to focus on her career, so she’ll work as hard as she can, for as long as she can.'
Reports last week suggested Tom had grown increasingly jealous of Sarah's close friendship with male backing dancer Jackson Williams.
Tom admitted he did struggle to watch her cavort on stage with the hunky male dancers: 'I have to see her with all these guys every single day of the week, so it’s just all part of it.
'I just have to swallow and accept she’s got all these dancers around her.'
Just last month, Sarah spoke of her love for Tom and admitted they had discussed marriage and children.
She said: 'We have talked about children. Tommy wants loads. More than I think I can pop out.'
Sarah and Tom started dating last June, just weeks after the singer split from showbiz journalist Joe Mott.
Prior to Joe, Sarah was in a high-profile on/off romance with Mikey Green, from the now-defunct boy band Phixx, who set met on TV talent show Popstars: The Rivals, where Girls Aloud were first formed.
Pamela Anderson showed up in my hometown of Montreal for Douchefest '08, aka the Grand Prix Formula 1 race. She was the celebrity guest at a club called Opera, which is the douchiest of clubs in the whole city. Obviously, Pam was paid for her appearance (that's how these things work), but the real question is whether Pamela Anderson's nipples got paid too, or if those were just "value adds," as they say in the biz.
Here's Kim Kardashian and one of her monstrous sisters enjoying some shoppings in Monaco. Kim has been hanging out there lately, and showing that ass around town. She recently insisted that her ass is her own and not some sort of padding or what have you. Her ass is not gentically engineered!
Kourtney is going for broke on that cone. I think we know who the fellas needs to flock to if they want it done right.
Some people might find it hard to imagine that there would be a downside to being with a lady with huge tits, but those people aren´t Christina Aguilera´s whiny little husband.
The latest breast related rumor from the Aguilera camp is that her massive mammaries are attracting unwanted attention from would be lovers.
According to rumor, Jonathan Bratman is angry that Christina has been flirting with other men, including employees. He´s fired the ones who worked for him, but we all know that won´t be enough to stop the rising tide of Aguilera lust.
Sooner or later Bratman´s either going to have to lock Christina up a la Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, or end up cuckold.
Hollywood stars usually hate being pictured in an outfit which has been worn before.
But actress Lindsay Lohan showed she was proud to wear second-hand clothing as part of a campaign for ethical fashion.
The 22-year-old was pictured wearing vintage clothes in a bid to encourage people to swap their unwanted threads.
Lindsay is fronting this year's Visa fashion swapping event, which will take place in London this month in association with clothing charity Traid.
And she had no trouble making the re-cycled clothing look like they had just come off the shelf of a designer store.
In one picture the sexy actress looked racy in a simple black blazer and a short red mini skirt.
And without a top or bra under the blazer, the singer looked seductive as she posed for the campaign.
Lindsay who has recently started her own fashion leggings range looked stunning in the second hand attire.
The star who is backing the campaign to encourage shoppers to swap their unwanted clothing in the Visa Swap shop in Covent Garden says she is excited to have taken over this years event.
Last year, The OC's Mischa Barton was involved in the project.
Lindsay said: 'The concept of swapping clothes, getting something for nothing and refreshing your wardrobe appeals to everyone.'
Maybe someone should tell Sarah Jessica Parker.
The Sex and the City star was reportedly unhappy when she turned up to her film premier wearing a Nina Ricci dress which had previously been worn by Lindsay Lohan and Lauren Santo Domingo.
Lindsay was spotted today enjoying the sunshine and wearing a pair of sexy heels.
Although her legs looked like they needed a spot of sun, she added a touch of glamour to her denim shorts and pink t-shirt with her matching brown and pink shoes.
Whether the shoes are second hand remains to be seen but the glamorous model was living lavida Lohan as she put her stunning pins on display.
A lot of you aren´t big fans of Brad Pitt, but even the biggest Brad detractor has to admit that he sure is good at knocking Angelina Jolie up and making her tits huge. Angelina did an interview with Vanity Fair magazine in which she revealed that she thought being pregnant was very sexy.
Of course the day that Angelina Jolie finds something to not be very sexy is the day hell freezes over, so take her words with a pinch of woah momma I´m lost in boobland!
Angelina said: “I love it. It makes me feel like a woman. It makes me feel that all the things about my body are suddenly there for a reason. It makes you feel round and supple, and to have a little life inside you is amazing. Also, I’m fortunate. I think some women have a different experience depending on their partner. I think that affects it. I happen to be with somebody who finds pregnancy very sexy. So that makes me feel very sexy."
Long-term singleton Jennifer Aniston, 39, gets up close and personal with her toyboy lover, musician John Mayer, and clearly doesn't care who notices.
The former Friends star canoodled with Mayer, 30, at the wrap party for her new movie, Marley and Me.
Jennifer looked mesmerised as she stared into the five-time Grammy award-winning guitarist's eyes, and then moved in to lock lips as they lounged at the party in Miami.
Guitarist Mayer has dated a string of other Hollywood beauties, including Jennifer Love-Hewitt and Jessica Simpson - and friends fear Brad Pitt's ex may be heading for further heartache.
But the couple seem blissfully happy, and recently enjoyed a romantic break together in the city where there were also seen canoodling poolside.
A source told The Daily Mirror: "They appear to be in the honeymoon stage of their relationship. They were laughing at each other's jokes and being very touchy-feely."
Last weekend they put on a show of poolside passion at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in Miami, where she has been filming Marley & Me and later headed to the film's wrap party together.
A source said: "She's really into John, and the nine year age difference doesn't bother her for a second. Jen's already telling friends she's falling in love with this guy."
Jennifer and John arrived in New York date came on the same day as Angelina Jolie confirmed she and Brad Pitt are expecting twins, which will take their brood up to six.
Following her high-profile divorce from Pitt, Jennifer has had a string of failed romances with actors Vince Vaughan, Orlando Bloom and Essex model Paul Sculfor among others.
For his part, John has enjoyed playing the field, and has dated celebrities including Jessica Simpson, and Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Love Hewitt was rumoured to be the inspiration behind is 2003 Grammy winning track, Your Body Is a Wonderland.
First there was a single coat, now Lindsay has grown bolder and an entire wardrobe of clothing has gone missing. The next time we hear about Lindsay she´ll probably have been apprehended trying to stuff an entire department store down her pants.
The most recent tale of Lindsay´s thievery comes from the friend she moved in with after getting out of rehab who is now claiming that Lindsay took an entire wardrobe of clothing from her during a wild party which Lindsay threw at the friend´s apartment without her permission.
Lauren Hastings, the friend in question claimed: "Basically, I have two closets, a lot of the stuff was missing out of one and the next closet was almost completely empty.... They all said they saw Lindsay Lohan basically in my closet, handing a bag of clothes to her bodyguard... I contacted Lindsay and said, ´Look, I know you stole my clothes.´ She then said I was completely delusional, I was pathetic."
I can´t wait until Lindsay tries that defensive maneuver out in a court of law.
Actress Natasha Richardson unveiled a foxy new look and rather more than she would have liked on the red-carpet at last night's star-studded Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala.
In an attempt to ensure she didn't embarrass herself by tripping up as she ascended the stairs in her high heels, Natasha came a cropper anyway.
As the actress from the highly-regarded Redgrave acting dynasty hitched up her pale pink chiffon gown, she inadvertently flashed her nude-coloured thong to the assembled audience.
Natasha appeared to have interpreted the dress code for the 'Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy' themed event rather too literally.
Maybe her inspiration came from comic book hero Flash Gordon.
The Maid in Manhattan star clearly forgot about the waist-high slash in her gown, as she hoiked up the layered chiffon creation and unwittingly exposed a well-toned leg, and her flesh-coloured thong.
The embarrassing wardrobe malfunction appeared to go unnoticed by Natasha, who was accompanied by former Gucci creative director Tom Ford, despite the fact that much of her leg and her underwear was clearly on show.
Thankfully, 44-year Natasha has not fallen victim to the trend for 'going commando' - wearing no underwear - and her tiny thong just about spared her blushes.
The daughter of Vanessa Redgrave, appears to have undergone something of a style transformation, similar to that of her actress sister and Nip/Tuck star, Joely Richardson.
With her plunging neckline, and blonde bobbed curls, clearly Natasha would have caused a stir on the red carpet without the unfortunate flashing incident.
The award-winning actress, who is married to fellow actor Liam Neeson has found fame in the US through her award-winning stage roles on New York's Broadway.
However, Natasha wasn't the only celebrity to have an dress mishap.
Actress Eva Mendes revealed plenty of thigh in her green structured number and former model Stephanie Seymour's sheer dress failed to conceal a flesh-coloured nipple cover.
LONDON (Reuters) - British singer Amy Winehouse joined the elite ranks of music millionaires on Friday but she may struggle to reach the dizzy heights of "wrinkly rockers" like Paul McCartney, the editor of an annual rich list said.
The bee-hived soul singer, whose troubled private life and battle against drug addiction have overshadowed her recording success, is now valued at 10 million pounds ($19.72 million).
"Winning Grammys have given her a really good profile in the United States. She has such a smooth voice but let's hope she doesn't blow it all," Sunday Times Rich List editor Philip Beresford said as the latest millionaire tables were published.
Reality TV winner Leona Lewis is another new entry in the Under-30 category. She was valued at six million pounds after topping the singles and album charts in the United States.
Leading the young millionaires thanks to inherited Beatle wealth is the late George Harrison's guitarist son Dhani. His 160 million pound fortune prompted newspaper headlines like "While their bank accounts gently leap..."
But Beresford told Reuters: "None of these young singers will ever make it to the main rich list as they don't have the legs of the wrinkly rockers."
The young guns are dwarfed by the fortunes of veteran stars like Mick Jagger and Sting, he said.
"They have developed this new industry of massive stadium tours around the world full of relatively wealthy middle-aged fans trying to recapture their youth paying extortionate prices for the privilege," Beresford said.
"Their tours are their pension funds," he said.
Beresford did admit to one Beatle miscalculation over Paul McCartney's fortune which was set at 725 million in last year's list.
"He is now down at 500 million because we over-egged it in the past. But we are not as severe as the judge in his divorce case (against Heather Mills) who put it at 400 million pounds," he said.
Beresford hailed the 300 million pound fortune of Madonna and her film director husband Guy Ritchie as "almost unique."
"She has joined the wrinkly rockers with the big touring income but she also has the record sales which they are not getting anymore," he added.
But Madonna's fortune is dwarfed in Britain's top 50 music millionaires list which is topped, like last year, by Clive Calder, founder of Zomba Records, who is valued at 1.3 billion pounds.
Lindsay Lohan is in the market for a Daddy figure, because the one she has now just can´t stop crawling to the press and cashing in off his daughter´s fame. Micheal Lohan has apparently told so many lies to the media since Lindsay got out of rehab that she no longer wants to speak with him again.
When he heard this, Micheal Lohan, of course, spoke to the NY Daily News, saying: "If Lindsay would just listen to me and follow my guidance, like she did when her life was on the right path, and before the people you see now that are in her life, I guarantee that her life would straighten out and she´d be back to being the gifted actress everyone knew and loved."
Of course, now that Lindsay´s not talking to Micheal Lohan, Lindsay is going to need a new Daddy to show her the way. Any volunteers?
LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- She hasn't given birth yet, but Jessica Alba said she is enjoying taking a break from her film career to prepare for motherhood.
"I'm used to having to be somewhere all the time, and it's kind of the first time in my life where I really haven't been working in a while," she told People. "Now it's just about the baby being healthy, the house being ready, and nesting, it's really different. It's cool - I feel like I'm fully absorbing the whole experience."
The 26-year-old star of the "Fantastic Four" series said she and fiance, Cash Warren, are prepping their abode for their impending arrival.
"I'm just trying to get my house ready before the baby comes," she said. "It's kind of hectic, it's getting close and the house isn't even ready yet."
Another thing Alba is preparing for? A healthy child. She revealed to People she is filling up on the right kinds of food, though eating for two is something new.
"I have to make sure that I'm eating more of the right nutrients and vitamins, but I'm not used to eating this much," she said. "I've had to take time out of the day to eat before I get cranky and rundown and tired. Before I was just like the energizer bunny."
Eliot Spitzer sure was one lucky guy until he got outed publicly for sleeping with hookers. According to a source for Page Six, his wife knew about his penchant for hookers for years and didn´t care. I suppose when your husband (allegedly) likes to have his dirty anal area licked, you don´t complain when he outsources those activities to other less fortunate young women.
Sources for Page Six say: "He said something like, ´My [bleep]ing wife doesn´t care, so why does anybody else care?"
If only he had used his time in office to free up the sex worker laws and allow everybody the same freedom he was enjoying instead of overseeing the prosecution of hundreds of sex workers and their clients perhaps people might have been a little more lenient on him.
A few more pictures of the girl who has probably benefited most from this scandal, the lovely Ashley Alexandra Dupre, who looks like she could knock your teeth out in a couple of these pictures. I´m not sure why, but the more pictures that come out of this girl, the more she looks like a female UFC fighter rather than a high class hooker.
Oprah Winfrey has lost her title of being America’s No 1 talk show host to Ellen DeGeneres who hosts the popular day-time show Ellen: The Ellen DeGeneres Show.
The damage to Oprah’s popularity was caused after she pledged her support to presidential candidate Barack Obama. Political science staff at Fordham University in the US gathered results of various polls carried out since Winfrey pledged her support to Obama. They’ve found out that of the 1.35 million people who voted, 46 per cent said Ellen DeGeneres was the best host and only 19 per cent voted for Oprah Winfrey who earlier was called the queen of all talk shows.
Around 65 per cent of Americans changed their opinion about the queen after her announcement. It was reported that Winfrey apparently knew that her support to Obama would ruin her prospects yet she went ahead with her decision.
She was quoted by a US paper as saying, “For the very first time in my life, I feel compelled to stand up and speak out for the man who I believe has a new vision for America. I believe that Barack Obama will bring statesmanship to the White House. I believe that he will lead with strength, conviction, honour and compassion.”
