Britney is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome: Patricia Arquette

ashington, Jan 14 : Patricia Arquette has warned Britney Spears that she should think again about her friendship with the paparazzi - referring to her alleged whirlwind romance with snapper Adnan Ghalib

The actress is confused about the Britney's relationship with the photogs, who follow her everywhere.

According to Arquette, the singer is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome, which is common among hostages and abuse victims, who show loyalty towards their captor/abuser.

"When you see her seeming like she's friends with the paparazzi, she's got, like, Stockholm Syndrome," Contactmusic quoted Arquette, as saying.

"I mean she's becoming friends with her captors. She's being torn apart by this business," she added.

Spears is reportedly dating Ghalib, who was once among the photographers keeping a track of the singer's every step.

Teri Seymour wears a bikini, could use a good meal or ten

My original headline for this post was “Simon Cowell attacked by rogue Ethopian.” Then I did some investigative journalism and learned that it’s actually Simon’s fiancé British TV personality Teri Seymour. The couple are on vacation in Barbados for the holiday. I can understand why he keeps her around. She seems handy. Simon could always use Teri as a walking stick if he were on a long hike. Or, I dunno, maybe as a karate staff if he wanted to fight crime or play Ninja Turtles with Ryan Seacrest who always wants to be “Naked Shredder.”

Mischa Barton Under Narcotic Possession

Mischa Barton was picked up for DUI and narcotic possession early yesterday morning. Officers pulled Mischa over when her car straddled two lanes and she failed to use a turn signal. A source for the West Hollywood police provided TMZ with the details of her arrest and what Mischa had on her:

Mischa Barton blew a .12 on her breathalyzer test, admitted to smoking marijuana earlier that day (which cops found in her car) and had what cops say looked like prescription drugs in her car -- in an unlabeled bottle.

That’s why I keep my prescription drugs in a clearly labeled bottle that reads “Fuck You Up Pillz.” I use the “z” instead of an “s” because I’m wack. And also because I took a handful of them while swimming in an above-ground pool full of bourbon. Or at least I was until my neighbor came home and started asking why I filled his pool with booze. He didn’t seem to believe me when I said “Jesus told me to.” But yet he said “Jesus thinks I should hit you with a shovel.” Which he did. God, what a hypocrite.
Photo: Pacific Coast News

Britney Spears - Is Now Virgin Mary

A French producer wants Britney Spears to play the Virgin Mary in a new satire called Sweet Baby Jesus. The producer says the film will start shooting in March and Britney is reviewing the script, according to the latest issue of Us Weekly:

"Spears, 26, would play a pregnant 19-year-old unsure of her baby's paternity who goes into labor on Christmas Eve in Bethlehem, Maryland, as rumors swirl that the birth is Jesus Christ's second coming."

Finally, a movie with believable casting. Britney Spears as the Virgin Mary? I’m sorry, you don’t get more spot-on than that. Britney won’t even have to act. She already behaves so much like the mother of Christ that I’d totally feel comfortable letting her raise the Baby Jesus. Of course, the nun I told that to threw me in front of a bus then dumped holy water in my eyes. A simple “I couldn’t agree more” would’ve sufficed, but you’re welcome, sister.

Hot Jennifer Ellison In Bikini With Her Twins X-possed

Hollywood's Tragic Blonde

Playboy model and actress Anna Nicole Smith is shown in this Dec. 1994 photo. On February 8, 2007, Smith was found unresponsive in room 607 at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida. On March 31, 2007, TMZ.com reported that FOX News anchor Greta Van Susteren acquired paperwork from Dr. Joshua Perper's office that indicated 8 of the 11 drugs in Anna Nicole Smith's system, including the chloral hydrate, were prescribed to Howard K. Stern, not Anna Nicole.




In this undated photo released by Playboy, Anna Nicole Smith poses as she is photographed for Playboy Magazine. Hugh Hefner's Playboy will offer three upcoming Smith tributes: a 10-page pictorial in the magazine's May issue, an hour long retrospective onthe Playboy Channel and an online memorial on Playboy.com.



In this undated photo released by Playboy, Anna Nicole Smith poses as she is photographed for Playboy Magazine. Hugh Hefner's Playboy will offer three upcoming Smith tributes: a 10-page pictorial in the magazine's May issue, an hour long retrospective onthe Playboy Channel and an online memorial on Playboy.com.