Angelina Jolie´s Boobs Could Feed A Nation

A lot of you aren´t big fans of Brad Pitt, but even the biggest Brad detractor has to admit that he sure is good at knocking Angelina Jolie up and making her tits huge. Angelina did an interview with Vanity Fair magazine in which she revealed that she thought being pregnant was very sexy.

Of course the day that Angelina Jolie finds something to not be very sexy is the day hell freezes over, so take her words with a pinch of woah momma I´m lost in boobland!

Angelina said: “I love it. It makes me feel like a woman. It makes me feel that all the things about my body are suddenly there for a reason. It makes you feel round and supple, and to have a little life inside you is amazing. Also, I’m fortunate. I think some women have a different experience depending on their partner. I think that affects it. I happen to be with somebody who finds pregnancy very sexy. So that makes me feel very sexy."

Christina´s Breasts Make Another Appearance

Far be it for me to condemn a woman for getting her tits out, but I can´t help noticing and commenting on how happy Christian Aguilera seems to be with her new improved rack. Obviously that visit to the Ellen show where she teased Ellen DeGeneres and her audience with her huge breasts was a trial run. It went well for her, so now she has them out wherever she goes.



Note how well she pulls off the ´slutty casual´ look here. At first she just looks like any young mom, out in a baseball cap and swats. Then you realize that her top is actually undone halfway down her torso, and she´s practically swinging those breasts in the photographers´ faces.

I suppose its best that she enjoys them now, before the milk does down and she´s left with the inevitable post pregnancy sag a la Britney Spears.



(I guess it would also be unkind to point out that they appear to be lumpy, uneven, and blue.)

Amy Winehouse's Breasts Explained

Amy Winehouse's surprising amount of boobage has finally been explained. Amy was at a party over the weekend with her new man Blake Wood and apparently left some clues behind, according to Page Six:

"She left a pair of boob enhancers - like chicken cutlet things to push up your boobs - and some hair extensions in the toilet," our spy said. Later, Winehouse and Wood went to his apartment with a group of people who "were all getting drunk - except for them."

Wow. I'm never going to eat poultry again. That being said, I did eat something last night that is totally not agreeing with me. So bear with me today. There's an epic battle ala Lord of the Rings going on in my stomach. I was just in the bathroom and I'm pretty sure I saw a dwarf with a battle axe.

Nell McAndrew Shows Off Her Stunning Figure In An Itsy-Bitsy Black Bikini

She famously loves her exercise - and the results are obvious as Nell McAndrew cavorts on the beach in the skimpiest of bikinis.

The model and marathon fan looked in perfect shape as she played with her son, Devon, in the sea during a family holiday to Dubai this week.

McAndrew, 34, was staying at the plush five star Le Royal Meridien hotel with Devon and property developer husband Paul Hardcastle, 38.

Wearing a tiny black bikini decorated with flowers, she displayed an enviably toned stomach and smiled broadly as she played in the surf.

But not one to neglect her motherly duties, she made sure that her 18-month old son was not similarly exposed to the sun and kept him covered up in the heat.



The part-time model from Leeds was clearly enjoying her holiday in the United Arab Emirates after releasing her fourth fitness DVD earlier this year.

The trip is something of a second honeymoon for the couple who married in November 2004.

They had a marriage blessing in December that year in Dubai and were clearly delighted to be back.

Katie Price Nipple Slip At Jordan's novel wardrobe Book Signing

Katie Price is known for her bubbly personality, but fans got more than they bargained for at a book signing event in London today.

The glamour model otherwise known as Jordan had a wardrobe malfunction when she spilled out of her top as she sign copies of her third autobiography Jordan: Pushed To The Limit.

The embarrassing spill-over, witnessed by hundreds of fans, took place at Waterstone's in London's Piccadilly.




After her breast reduction operation in LA before Christmas, Katie has been cultivating a more natural, classy image.

But it appears her attempt to turn over a new leaf may have just been a publicity stunt after Katie turned up at her book launch dressed as a vampy superhero.

Katie stunned her fans at Waterstone's flagship store in Piccadilly as she strode in wearing white hotpants, a sequinned corset, white cape and Wonder Woman-style PVC legwarmers and matching cuffs.



The Brighton-born celebrity's new biography follows her best-selling tomes Being Jordan and Jordan: A Whole New World.

Her latest book includes her post-natal depression following the birth of son Junior in 2005, her miscarriage, the birth of her daughter Princess Tiáamii and her husband Peter Andre's battle with meningitis.

As well as writing autobiographical updates on her life, Katie has also written a series of novels and children's stories.

Katie's novels Angel and Crystal were best-sellers, while her kid's story Katie Price's Perfect Ponies: My Pony Care Book was a success with younger fans last year.

Bedraggled and bra-less: Britney back to her old tricks after hospital release

Wearing torn fishnet tights and exposing her underwear, it seems a spell in a psychiatric hospital has done little to change Britney Spears' chaotic lifestyle - or her dress sense.

The troubled star, who checked herself out of the UCLA Medical Centre earlier this week, was spotted taking a cigarette break at the Millennium dance studio in Hollywood.

Looking bedraggled, the bra-less 26-year-old skipped out of rehearsals to smoke and adjust her torn fishnets in full view of waiting photographers.



The former pop princess is currently under the watchful eye of her father Jamie, who has taken charge of his daughter's estimated £20 million estate and personal affairs since she was committed to hospital over a week ago.

Both he and Miss Spears' mother Lynne, are said to be upset their daughter was released from hospital 11 days early after her lawyers overruled doctors' advice.

In a joint statement the pair said: "We are deeply concerned about our daughter's safety and vulnerability and we believe her life is presently at risk."

Both parents, who are divorced, strongly disapprove of her relationship with Birmingham-born photographer Adnan Ghalib.





Miss Spear's recent hospital stay is the latest incident in a series of public meltdowns for the star.

Five weeks ago the Toxic star was stretched into an ambulance after refusing to hand over her children to ex-husband Kevin Federline following a three-hour stand-off with police.

The incident resulted in a hospital stay - and the loss of custody of sons Sean Preston, two, and Jayden James, one.

Then on 28 January her family, with the agreement of record company executives, called in police and an ambulance to re-admit the singer for psychiatric evaluation.

The decision followed numerous displays of erratic and bizarre behaviour by the star which included crying barefoot outside her home.

A restraining order against her former manager Sam Lufti is also in place, alleging that he drugged the star and took over her finances.

Lynne Spears made the declaration in court alleging that Lufti drugged her daughter and cut her phone wires in order to manipulate her.

Britney is said to be desperate to regain control of her estate and finances and is seeking to have a court order granting her father conservatorship overturned. She is battling to regain custody of her sons.

Britney released from psychiatric ward a week after being sectioned

Troubled singer Britney Spears was last night released from a psychiatric ward after just a week of treatment.

Britney, 26, left the hospital wearing a blue dress, sunglasses and a patterned trilby hat and jumped straight in her black Mercedes and drove to a hotel.

The Toxic singer managed to dodge half the waiting press in her dramatic exit as she snuck out one of the UCLA Medical Centre's side door.

Seconds later cars and helicopters were following her to Los Angeles to the Beverley Hills Hotel.



Police arrived and broke up the swarming crowd of photographers and reporters - and Britney was promptly escorted inside.

An hour later her her paparazzo boyfriend Adnan Ghalib pulled up at the hotel in a silver Mercedes and went inside to see her.

The news comes after it was today claimed Britney secretly had her breasts enlarged as a teenager with the blessing of her mother Lynne.

And the report was made just three days after her 72 hour evalution period was extended by a further 14 days.

The LA Times claims that the singer slipped out of the ward with "relatively little fanfare".

Rolling Stone Magazine published an article today claiming Britney had her breasts enlarged as a teenager - but later had it reversed.



Britney reportedly went under the knife to get bigger breasts - but she then decided they were too big.

So she had surgery again to get rid of her new implants, it has been claimed.

A source told Rolling Stone magazine that she and Lynne, 52, had made the decision for her to get them, on the assumption that the culture demanded it, but the press leapt on her scornfully.



"She regretted the implants, particularly because her chest was still growing.

"And when her natural breasts became larger, she had the implants removed."

Friend Darrin Henson told the magazine: "When other girls did their boobs, they were like, 'Yeah I did my boobs, move on' but Britney was brought up to lie about herself.

"Britney would come offstage after performing in front of 15 to 16,000 people and start crying because she thought she was terrible."

He added: "The girl doesn't know who she is."

Britiney has always denied she was surgically enhanced.



The fallen star posed for a sexually suggestive cover of Rolling Stone magazine in April 1999.

The image sparked a debate in the media over whether the then 17-year-old star had had breast implants.

A friend told Rolling Stone: "When Britney saw the papers she was crying uncontrollably, asking, 'Why is everyone being so mean to me?'

"It was very hurtful for her to go through something so private so publicly."

The new issue of the magazine also details the chart star's unraveling mental state.

Britney's dad Jamie Spears

Heartache: Britney pleaded with her father to take her home
It includes an account of the singer verbally abusing a fan and breaking down in a shopping centre.

When her credit card failed to go through she is reported to have reacted furiously.

"F*** these bitches," she is alleged to have scremed."These idiots can't do anything right!"

And after a fan approched her for a photograph she told her paparazzi boyfriend: "I don't want her talking to me!"

She then reportedly screamed at the young girl: "I don't know who you think I am, bitch, but I'm not that person."

Britney is currently in a Los Angeles psychiatric hospital where she is having treatment after being sectioned.

Today it emerged she begged her father James to get her out of the ward she's in and take her home.

Mr Spears, who is estranged from his troubled daughter, said he went to the hospital after receiving four calls from her on Sunday begging him to visit.

The calls are revealed in legal documents filed by her father asking a court to leave him in charge of the Oops I Dit it Again singer's legal and business affairs while she receives treatment.

Mr Spears states in the papers: "On Sunday I was unable to visit the hospital because I had to work. I am a cook and I was catering a large Super Bowl party.

"While I was working Britney called me on my cell phone at least four times. She called about every 20 minutes."

Mr Spears described a visit to see his daughter later that afternnon, where he encountered hostility from Britney after he refused to give into her pleas, according to a People report.

Britney said: "Come on, daddy, let's get out of here. Take my hand and let's walk out of here together."

Britney became increasingly agitated as her father refused to let her leave, accusing him of keeping her in care against her will.

"Somebody's lying. You put me in here."

Mr Spears tried to comfort the star, assuring her that he loved her and was helping Britney to regain custody of her children, currently staying with their father Kevin Federline, who has full legal and physical custody of the boys.

Britney replied: "No, I have new lawyers that will help me with my stuff."

"You don't (love me)", said Britney, "The doctor told me you are keeping me in here."

The conversation between father and daughter ended with Britney telling her dad that property of hers had been stolen by her self-proclaimed "manager" Sam Lutfi.

Mr Spears states: "She asked me to help her get it back. I told her that I would."

He has since filed a police report claiming a theft occurred at Britney's house.

And he remains the temporary conservator over Britney's affairs pending another hearing on 14 February, when Los Angeles Superior Court commissioner Reva Goetz will decide whether to extend it.

Britney's divorce case lawyers are also seeking renewed visitation for the star with her children under the supervision of a mental health expert.

The next hearing in the custody case is scheduled for 19 February.

A restraining order aimed at Lutfi alleges that he drugged the pop star, took over her life and finances and controlled the paparazzi who pursued her for months.

The order, based on a lengthy declaration from Spears' mother, Lynne, says Spears met Lutfi in October 2007 and "Mr. Lutfi has essentially moved into Britney's home and has purported to take control of her life, home and finances."

Lynne alleges Lutfi crushed up Britney's medication and placed it in her food and "gave Britney something to make her more light-hearted" during one of their visits.

Lutfi, 33, apparently told Lynne the Toxic star would kill herself if he wasn't there to administer her pills.

The documents released by a court ordered Lutfi to stay away from Spears and stop the harassment.

Lynne Spears' declaration said, "Mr. Lutfi drugged Britney, he has cut Britney's home phone lines and removed her cell phone chargers.

"He yells at her. He claims to control everything - Britney's business manager, her attorneys and the security guards at the gate."

The order, dated February 1 this year, instructs the 'manager' to stay at least 250 yards away from the singer, her cars, her children's school, her home, UCLA Medical Center, her parents' homes, and her siblings' homes.

It also orders him not to harass or contact Britney, or try and find out where she is.

"If you do not obey these orders you can be arrested and charged with a crime.

"And you may have to go to jail, pay a fine of up to $1,000 (£509) or both," the LA Superior Court documents state.



The most shocking part of the legal documents is a declaration filed by Lynn Spears after she visited her daughter at her Beverly Hills home on 28 January.

Lynne claims she went to see Britney with a friend called Jackie after hearing news reports that she was in tears following a fight with Lutfi.

According to the statement, when Lutfi heard Britney's mother was on her way he did everything he could to make sure she was not in the house.

He apparently told Britney her parents were coming to perform an intervention and gave a photographer the keys to one of her cars so he could get her out of the way.

When Lynne arrived and Britney finally returned home Lutfi allegedly told Lynne she must follow his instructions.

According to the court documents he said: "I'm the one who spends 24/7 with your daughter. I sleep in cars outside her house so she can't leave.

"You people throw everyone under the bus. If you don't listen to me I'm going to make your name s*** in the papers."

Mariah Carey´s Breasts Are Still Huge

A quick update on Mariah Carey now, we´ve checked in on her in her latest pictures, and can confirm that her breasts are still large enough to cause a small eclipse once a day if you happened to be laying under them, which coincidentally would make you one of the luckiest and happiest men in the world.

This is how Mariah Carey buys jewelry you see, most people like to see how a new purchase would look on their bodies, but Mariah has to be very careful that all new items go well with her breasts. That´s probably why she´s exposing them that way, almost letting them come flooding out of her top.

I don´t know why more women don´t shop this way, and not just for jewelry. Looking to buy a new car? Rub your boobies up against the window. In the market for some frozen peas? See how they feel being stuffed into your cleavage. See? It totally works for every situation.

Britney Spears Bra, Tragic Britney Tapes Coming Soon

Surprise, Surprise, Adnan has sold Britney out yet again and put 6 tapes of her on the market. News Of The World has the story, and source which reveals: "It´s like something out of a horror movie. Britney spends the whole time ranting, raving and weeping. It´s not entertainment."

Here´s a break down of just a couple of the clips from News Of The World:

CLIP No1 shows Britney sitting on her bed wearing a nightie. She talks about herself in the third person and rambles about her childhood. She´s heard saying: "When Britney was a child, she had to work really hard. When she was 13 years old, she won all the beauty pageants."

CLIP No2 shows Brit wrapped in a white bath towel, again perched on the edge of the bed. Talking to thin air, she mumbles: "Britney has an angel looking out for her, don´t you, angel?"



Other clips apaprently have Britney confessing that she does love Kevin, and her children. I´m not sure when we crossed the line from playful observation of a wild child to profiting from the mental breakdown of an afflictede human being, but it´s pretty obvious that these latest tapes go way over that line.

If Britney still has any lawyers left, and this is in fact a true story, then she needs to sue the ass off this Adnan guy, and hopefully have him kicked out of the country. What scum.

Teri Seymour wears a bikini, could use a good meal or ten

My original headline for this post was “Simon Cowell attacked by rogue Ethopian.” Then I did some investigative journalism and learned that it’s actually Simon’s fiancé British TV personality Teri Seymour. The couple are on vacation in Barbados for the holiday. I can understand why he keeps her around. She seems handy. Simon could always use Teri as a walking stick if he were on a long hike. Or, I dunno, maybe as a karate staff if he wanted to fight crime or play Ninja Turtles with Ryan Seacrest who always wants to be “Naked Shredder.”

Mischa Barton Under Narcotic Possession

Mischa Barton was picked up for DUI and narcotic possession early yesterday morning. Officers pulled Mischa over when her car straddled two lanes and she failed to use a turn signal. A source for the West Hollywood police provided TMZ with the details of her arrest and what Mischa had on her:

Mischa Barton blew a .12 on her breathalyzer test, admitted to smoking marijuana earlier that day (which cops found in her car) and had what cops say looked like prescription drugs in her car -- in an unlabeled bottle.

That’s why I keep my prescription drugs in a clearly labeled bottle that reads “Fuck You Up Pillz.” I use the “z” instead of an “s” because I’m wack. And also because I took a handful of them while swimming in an above-ground pool full of bourbon. Or at least I was until my neighbor came home and started asking why I filled his pool with booze. He didn’t seem to believe me when I said “Jesus told me to.” But yet he said “Jesus thinks I should hit you with a shovel.” Which he did. God, what a hypocrite.
Photo: Pacific Coast News

Britney Spears Nipples Ringing

Before having promiscuous sex with a photographer, Britney Spears walked around Saturday in a ridiculously see-through shirt, and, oh, holy night, no bra! It’s a Christmas miracle. Kind of. I think. All I know is my penis is glowing bright red like Rudolph’s nose and I dunno if that's good or bad. Hey, here comes Santa Claus. You want my dong to guide your sleigh tonight? Sure. Why not? Let’s save Christmas, jolly man. But wait. *holds a candy cane to his ear* Baby Jesus is on the phone. He says we should get lap dances first. Your treat.



Britney Spears spent the night with a member of the paparazzi at The Peninsula Hotel on Saturday. The photographer (above) whose name is Adnan left the hotel Sunday morning at six a.m. while Britney was seen leaving at nine a.m. Us Magazine reports:

Spears' "wild date" began Saturday night with the photographer, who works for the Finalpixx photo agency, handing Spears his business card at a gas station after he heard she "liked" him. Soon after getting his card, Spears contacted him and, after meeting up, the pair was later spotted holding hands at a supermarket.

Us Magazine adds, “As of Sunday afternoon, a source says Spears was at her Beverly Hills home with her two children, Sean Preston and Jayden James.” Aw, that’s nice. Mommy just banged a random photographer. Who wants to smell her hands? I hope you’re taking notes, Jamie Lynn.

The "Hottie" And The "Nottie"

As sad as it is that they had to turn the "nottie" into a lanky Garbage Pail Kid for Paris Hilton to look comparatively hot, and that Hilton is so desperate for roles that she's resorted to playing a less-caricaturized version of herself, it's even sadder to learn that the plot of this is exactly what you think it would be.As sad as it is that they had to turn the "nottie" into a lanky Garbage Pail Kid for Paris Hilton to look comparatively hot, and that Hilton is so desperate for roles that she's resorted to playing a less-caricaturized version of herself, it's even sadder to learn that the plot of this is exactly what you think it would be. A guy in love with Paris Hilton hates having to deal with her hideous best friend, but eventually learns the friend has something called personality that might make up for her deformities. At least once she gets that inevitable 11th-hour makeover.

After pondering why an ugly person's legs would age so prematurely, try to figure out exactly what point the filmmakers decided the ugly makeup was "too much." I'm guessing they got somewhere between an extra limb and full-on leprosy before deciding to reel it in.

Carmen Electra Cleavage Show

These are pictures of Carmen Electra on vacation in Chile that I got distracted from posting thanks to Jamie Lynn Spears’ fertile uterus. I don’t exactly know what happened to Carmen Electra’s face, but it should take some advice from her cleavage on how to achieve awesomeness. Maybe they can swap notes or something. I’m not really an expert on how the female anatomy works. I'm 90% sure it involves unicorns and some kind of fairy magic. Which is why I wear a wizard's hat during sex.

Amanda Beard X-Possing Her Ass On Beach

To kickoff the weekend here’s a buttload of pictures featuring Olympic gold medalist Amanda Beard in a bikini. The shots are from a photo shoot in Hawaii for Triathlete magazine. But who cares? It’s Amanda Beard in a bikini! Which would be a lot more exciting if her face didn't look, well, like this. The only way my penis could be any more confused is if I suddenly found out Jessica Alba was my sister. And a man.

Hot Jennifer Ellison In Bikini With Her Twins X-possed