Kim Kardashian Proves That Her Ass Is All Natural

Kim Kardashian, you have my sincere apologies for ever entertaining the slightest doubt that your ass is not your own.



We now know. That is unequivocally your own ass. I do not see any sort of ass enhancer, padding or framing that would cause your ass to be so obscenely juicy. You are all ass, all the time. And I don't see any scars from a possible ass implant. I do sense that your ass might actually absorb your sister. It's a horror movie ass, and it's coming to get us.

Lindsay Lohan’s Ass Profile Shot Of The Day

Alright, I can’t think of anything to say because I’m still in shock, but these profile pictures of Lindsay Lohan’s ass are damn weird. I’ve never seen anything like it before, except when I was a child and had a nasty cyst growing out of my neck and the kids in school used to call me the 3 headed monster. Good thing for Lindsay though that no matter how oddly shaped her ass is, it doesn’t scare me! I’m willing to put my life on the line to get closer to it.

Amanda Beard X-Possing Her Ass On Beach

To kickoff the weekend here’s a buttload of pictures featuring Olympic gold medalist Amanda Beard in a bikini. The shots are from a photo shoot in Hawaii for Triathlete magazine. But who cares? It’s Amanda Beard in a bikini! Which would be a lot more exciting if her face didn't look, well, like this. The only way my penis could be any more confused is if I suddenly found out Jessica Alba was my sister. And a man.