Britney Spears 100 Feet Away From Kevin Federline

The cops have issued against the mother of two, who took her children hostage last week.



Called an “emergency protective order,” it is enforced for five business days.

Officers did it to “stabilize the situation,” confirmed K-Fed’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan.

It remains unclear whether Federline will seek to extend the restraining order, but for the safety and well-being of those children, he should.



Says Kaplan, “Kevin doesn’t want to keep his kids from being involved in [Spears's] life. But foremost is that the kids be in an environment of structure [and] stability. The next goal is to get things to a point where both parents are able to participate fully in their [children's] lives.”

For the time being, Spears can’t get within 100 feet of Federline. If she does, then she faces arrest.

Beyonce's Popped Out In Oscar Appearance

During a song and dance number at the Oscars, Beyonce's popped out while being dipped by Hugh Jackman which proves my theory that just looking at him causes women's Twins to fly out. This is why I'll be spending the rest of my day waving a picture of Wolverine at every hot chick I see.

Pamela Anderson Still Flaunting In A Lurid Gold Bodysuit

Nearly two decades after Pamela Anderson first stalked onto screens the former Baywatch star is still flaunting her beach-ready body at any opportunity.



The 41-year-old showed off her age-defying figure in a gold halterneck one-piece on the runway for Richie Rich at Mercedes-Benz fashion week in New York yesterday.



Body-confident Pamela stalked down the runway as she shook her surgically enhanced chest at the audience.

The heavily made-up mother-of-two's tattoos were on show on her arm and back as she twisted and turned for the cameras.

Designer Richie Rich then joined Pamela on the runway, giving her the opportunity to pout and preen in front of him.



The former Playboy model appeared tanned and glossy, with her curly platinum extensions as brassy as her Baywatch heyday.

In 1992 Pamela's appearance as CJ Parker on the show in her high-cut orange swimsuit made her an instant household name.

Pamela is no stranger to the fashion world.

Earlier this month she was announced as the surprise choice for Vivienne Westwood's muse as the British designer launched her new collection.

An advert featured Pamela posing in barely there hot pants and diaphanous knit dress, the look topped off with her bleached locks, arched eyebrows and pale pink lipstick.

Pamela has previously proved the inspiration and subject for surrealist pop photographer David Lachapelle and artists Richard Prince and Jeff Koons.

Dying Jade Goody Plans For Her Wedding

Sick Jade Goody woke up this morning to an idyllic view from her bedroom window - and set about pinning down Girls Aloud to play at her wedding.

The cancer-stricken star, who arrived home yesterday, wants the Brit Award winners to sing for her and Jack Tweed on Sunday.

And it also emerged that the 27-year-old will have a special pouch in her wedding dress for her medication.



The bride-to-be, who was yesterday wheeled out of hospital on a morphine drip and sucking a “lollipop” of painkillers, will have to top up her pain relief on the big day.

Goody will be marrying boyfriend Jack, 21, at Down Hall Country House Hotel, Hertfordshire, before returning to her nearby Essex home for the reception.

She was taken home by ambulance after doctors who can do no more to halt the spread of her illness agreed she could leave the Royal Marsden.

The dying reality star, who has just weeks to live, said she wanted to see grass and rolling fields.

She said: 'I've got a lovely view from my bedroom. I can get more ill here - or more ill there.'


Her publicist, Max Clifford, told GMTV today that doctors had provided her with drugs to help her cope.

“She’s determined and anybody that knows Jade knows a determined young lady she is,” he said. “And of course the Marsden have given her everything to try to control the pain as best as it’s possible to. There’s even going to be a special pouch in her wedding dress for pain killers, so that hopefully that will help her during her big day.”

Heartbroken Jack has pledged to carry Jade down the aisle if he has to. Admitting that he was "happy, but then I'm sad, obviously" he told the Daily Star: "Because she wasn't well the other day and I thought what happens if she has a bad day at the wedding, but then I just thought no, I know she's going to be all right for it.

"Even if I have to carry or drag her down there, she'll be down that aisle. Even in that hospital bed, I'll wheel the hospital bed down there."

Speaking about the planning of the wedding, he said: "She's done it all from a little laptop. Booked the place, got all the catering, got a helicopter for herself.

"I helped her pick the food earlier. Well, I didn't, I listened to her pick the food earlier."



He admitted to the newspaper that he hadn't yet written his wedding speech, but said he wanted to tell her how proud he was "and obviously how beautiful she is".

Jade will be wearing a £3,500 cream and ivory silk mikado gown given to her by Harrods owner Mohammed Fayed.

She wept when she tried it on in hospital, saying it was her “dream dress.”

Clifford said that it would be a “day she’ll never forget.” He said that after the wedding, Goody is in discussions to do a final interview with Piers Morgan.



The wedding itself will net more than £1million in coverage from OK! magazine and Living TV, which is part of the earnings Goody is putting aside for her sons Bobby, five, and four-year-old Freddie’s future.

And the chances of Girls Aloud performing seem good after Sarah Harding confirmed at the O2 last night that the girls were keen on the idea.

She told the Daily Star: 'We had contact from Jade's people about performing at her wedding and it's now in the hands of our management.

'We are desperately trying to rearrange our schedule so we can do it. It's a very sad thing to have to discuss.'

He quashed rumours she is planning to be filmed as she dies.

“All this talk about filming her dying – it’s never happened and it wouldn’t happen, and personally I find it incredibly offensive,” he said.

Meanwhile, Shilpa Shetty today told how she was praying “for a miracle” for cancer-stricken Jade Goody.The Bollywood star long put aside her differences with Goody, who drew accusations of racism in their appearance together on Celebrity Big Brother two years ago.

“Jade wants the best for her children. I also hope for a miracle to happen for her children’s sake,” said devout Hindu Shetty. “My mum says prayers can make them happen.”

She confirmed Jade had telephoned to invite her to the wedding, but cannot make it due to filming commitments in Malaysia.

“I have a lot of mixed feelings - happiness, helplessness and extreme sadness,” she said.

“I hope God’s listening to mine and gives her the strength to cope with this pain. I have an empty feeling in my stomach wondering how life can be so unpredictable. Cherish every moment and your loved ones.”

But now devout Hindu Shetty said she and her family believed that prayers “can make them happen.”

EvenPrime Minister Gordon Brown has been affected by her plight.

When asked about Jade during his monthly news conference yesterday, Mr Brown said: 'It's very sad and indeed tragic that someone so young has got this deadly disease of cancer and it's very sad indeed that the treatment that has been given has not been successful.'

'I think everyone has their own ways of dealing with these problems and her determination to help her family is something that we've got to applaud.

'I wish her well and I wish her family well and I think the whole country will be worried and anxious about her health.'

Jade Goody 'Will Be No More After 30 DAys'

Jade Goody is drawing up her will after learning she only has 'months to live'.

The 27-year-old, who is fighting cervical cancer, was given the devastating news by doctors yesterday, according to the Daily Mirror. It had been hoped that treatment with the 'wonder drug' Topotecan would prolong the reality star's life.

However, doctors have said the cancer is so far advanced there is nothing more they can do.



The news comes after it emerged Jade is desperate to marry Jack Tweed before she loses her battle with cancer – and will even say ‘I do’ in her hospital bed if she is not well enough to go home.

She is planning a £1million ceremony ‘for the sake of her children’, according to The Daily Star.

She is hoping it will secure the future for sons Bobby Jack and Freddie.

A source said Jade is hoping to take part in a 'traditional' ceremony, but is prepared to tie the knot in hospital if she is too ill and weak.

The reality TV celebrity, who is suffering from cervical cancer, has been told she only has months to live - and is reported to have drawn up a will.

According to The Sun, doctors have told Jade they are powerless to stop the disease and she is no longer receiving chemotherapy.

They are now aiming to keep the young mother as comfortable and pain-free as possible.

Jade underwent emergency surgery at London’s Royal Marsden Hospital last Friday to remove a tumour from her bowel.

Her operation came just 24 hours after the 27-year-old was told the devastating news her cancer had spread to her bowel, groin and liver.

She was moved out of intensive care two days ago and is now said to be eager to return home to spend her remaining time with her sons and lover.

Her spokesman Max Clifford told The Daily Star: ‘We are all hoping for the best but Jade knows she might not have much time left, and to be blunt, she is desperate to earn as much money as she can.

‘It is fair to say that selling the rights to her wedding would be a surefire way of earning a big amount of money.’

Jade's reaction to her prognosis will be aired in the next installment of her reality series, 'Jade's Progress' which airs next week.



My biggest fear was that I would have to have a colostomy bag.

'I've dealt with losing my hair - but a poo bag, that really would have been the final indignity for a woman. But, like everything else, I'd have coped because I have to.

'Where there's life there's hope. That is what I am clinging on to.'

The latest turn of events in Jade's ongoing health troubles mean she will be unable to enjoy a special Valentine's Day treat by boyfriend Jack Tweed.

Tweed, who was released from prison on January 27 after serving time for GBH, had organised for celebrity haunt The Ivy to make a special takeaway for Jade.

But the former Big Brother contestant is currently too ill to eat, so Jack had cancelled the meal.

Jack said: 'I can't spend the evening with her because of my tag, but I'll be doing something special for her.'

Jack is currently tagged and has to observe a night curfew and live at his mother's house.

Meanwhile, she has vowed to carry on filming her LivingTV reality show Jade: The Next Chapter.

Living TV chief Claudia Rosencrantz said: 'I’ve cried so much for Jade and have been very emotional for her. But she needs this money so much for her two sons.

'She also she needs the opportunity to show the world how to avoid cancer. That’s also important to her.'

Jade's publicist Max Clifford said: 'She wants to be busy, so there’s something to keep her occupied in-between the trauma and the pain.

'She also wants to warn other people. In terms of Living TV, it’s very much, "Do you want us to stop, Jade? Do you want us to leave you?."

'Jade’s attitude is, "When I’m up to it, you do the filming, that’s what I want to do."'

Jade was diagnosed with stage 4 cervical cancer last August while appearing on the Indian Big Brother and underwent emergency surgery to remove a large tumour, her womb and her ovaries.

Since then, she has had several bouts of chemotherapy, causing all her hair to fall out.

Only 15 per cent to 30 per cent of women with stage 4 cervical cancer will live longer than five years.

Doctors had told her she had a 40 per cent of survival but scrapped this estimate after discovering the cancer has spread.

The Mirror reported a source close to the mother-of-two saying: 'This is the news she has been dreading.

'No matter how bad things seemed before there was always some hope. Now even that has been taken away from her.

'She now has to face up to the full horror that she is going to die – and that she is going to die soon.'

Katy Perry Became Cleavagey And Single

Katy Perry and her boyfriend Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes have broken up.



The reported two-year relationship between the musicians came to an end this week despite the pair spending Christmas downtime on the beach, reading and drinking on the sand.
"It's a hardship, but she's regrouping," a source tells. The split likely came to a head just before 2009's arrival.


On New Year's Eve, Travis also wrote the following "rap" on his blog about Katy which really needs to be read in it's entirety. Mostly so you can realize why I equate Gym Class Heroes with face cancer.Here is a statement

My Friends always tell me how I’m lucky to possess
The best looking girl in the whole U.S.
But every time you scream, you blow your finesse
Tryin’ to dis the Profess-
Or twenty-four hours of acting sore
Sometimes I wish you’d come down with lockjaw
So I don’t have to take in the breakin’
You treat me like a burnt piece of bacon
It seems like just two years
Back when we were bonded and not pierced
But now I keep itchin’ to jet
Sitting’ in the chair just to stare, set to sprint
Yo, sweetheart, you better take a hint
I say it now like I said it before
I’m lookin’ at the front door

Wait. This guy rap-blogs and calls himself "The Profess?" Amazing. For a second there, I thought I'd really have to work hard to impress Katy by wearing pants or something. Not anymore! Thanks, Travis McCoy.

Jenna Jameson Sells her Stuff

Jenna Jameson must need money now that she’s not only retired but pregnant with twins. And what better way to get it than by getting rid of some remnants of her realm? The blonde ex-porn star and her better half Tito Ortiz are selling their silk Armani couch on eBay. Bids start at $9.500. Does that seem a little expensive? Think about the things this couch must’ve seen! Those “special angles and positions” definitely come with a price!

Regarding the reason for getting rid of this unique piece of furniture, the eBay post reads: “Now that she and her beau, Tito have purchased a new home and are having twins, they have decided that a silk couch might not be necessary.”

Madonna Strike Back To Share Custody Her Children...

Madonna and Guy Ritchie have reached agreement on their divorce - with the British film director refusing to take a penny of the pop star’s cash, it has emerged.



An announcement could come by the end of the month, a source close to the negotiations tells London's Evening Standard.

Another report, in The Times, claimed that notice of a decree nisi would be posted in the Registry of the Family Division in London within twenty-four hours.

Madonna, who attended a charity gala in New York last night looking much younger than her fifty years , will walk away from the eight-year marriage with her fortune, estimated at £300m, intact.

Although Ritchie, himself believed to be worth £30m, was entitled under English divorce law to as much as half of her wealth, sources suggest he has done a 'Piper' - a reference to Billie Piper, the actress who divorced the broadcaster Chris Evans without asking for anything.The stumbling block in the split had been over where Ritchie and Madonna’s children will now live.

Madonna, 50, wished to take the children back to New York while Ritchie, 40, wanted to keep his sons in London, where they have grown up.

The source said a compromise had now been reached which will see the two boys - Rocco, eight, and three-year-old adopted David - dividing their time between Britain and the US.



Madonna’s daughter Lourdes, by another relationship, will continue to live with her.

Richie, who is currently looking after their sons, took them both to the London set of his film Sherlock Holmes.

The source said: 'It will be all over by the end of the month. The priority for him has always been the children.

'Ritchie has not wanted her money. He has done exactly what Billie Piper did when she divorced Chris Evans. She walked away without any of his money, much to her credit. Guy Ritchie has done the same.'

A second source said: 'Ritchie could have taken her to the cleaners. He is a very honourable man to have walked away.'

Sources said the announcement of the settlement would not include financial details.

The couple only officially announced they were splitting last month after several weeks of speculation.

The speed with which they have come to a deal will come as a surprise because it follows reports that the split was acrimonious and therefore likely to drag on.

The two lawyers acting for the couple - Helen Ward and Fiona Shackleton - are said to have worked around the clock to reach a settlement. Lady Ward, who acted for Ritchie, brought on board leading children’s barrister Stephen Cobb QC to negotiate where the children will reside.

Mrs Shackleton used Nicholas Mostyn QC, an expert in the financial intricacies in divorce cases. Mrs Shackleton and Mr Mostyn represented Sir Paul McCartney in his divorce from Heather Mills.



One source said: 'It’s indicative of Ritchie’s priorities that he brought in Stephen Cobb. You wouldn’t go for Cobb if you were after a huge settlement.'
Madonna isn't letting her tense divorce negotiations slow her down, and last night stepped out looking positively radiant at a charity gala in New York.

The 50-year-old's skin seemed remarkably youthful as she glammed up with the help of lashings of red lipstick.

It was almost enough to distract from her wacky green dress, which more resembled shrubbery than a red carpet party frock.

Mena Suvari Butt Squeezing Moments

Mena Suvari (American Beauty) is enjoying a vacation in Miami with her boyfriend Simone Sestito (Eh?). I'm puzzled as just to where in the hell Mena got that ass from. I thought she was a midget. Does she live under power lines or something? Or, no, I got it: She was bitten by a radioactive Kim Kardashian. Yes, of course, that seems more likely. *strokes beard* I should be a doctor. Wait, I don't have a beard oh God Cindy I'm sorry. Uh, how's my favorite HR gal doing today? Still competing in the lumberjack games I'm getting sued aren't I? Fantastic.

Tila Tequila doesn’t swing both ways

In her MTV reality show A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila, Tila tries to find love with a man or a woman. The show’s premise is that Tila is bi-sexual, but a source for Page Six is saying she’s totally straight and even has a boyfriend:

“She's made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have, but she is not bi at all." Our insider claims that MTV works hard to pretend she's single and available because she refuses to break up with her boyfriend, "who's like five years older than her. This is a massive scam . . . That's why they are not continuing with the show [for a second season], because she won't dump him."

And for those of you who think Tila seems pretty cool on the show, surprise, she’s a bitch:

Tequila has also been acting like "a diva" and become a "nightmare to work with," said the source. "She arrives late and doesn't talk to any of the contestants between takes. She complains she has too much going on."

I don’t believe a word of this. If Tila wasn’t really bi-sexual, they’d break it down for me on The Hangover. You know, that cleverly-named investigative journalism show that comes on after A Shot at Love. Each week they interview a different contestant who gives deep, revelatory answers like “I can’t really say, you’ll just have to watch next week’s episode.” And I do!