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Katy Perry and her boyfriend Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes have broken up.
The reported two-year relationship between the musicians came to an end this week despite the pair spending Christmas downtime on the beach, reading and drinking on the sand.
"It's a hardship, but she's regrouping," a source tells. The split likely came to a head just before 2009's arrival.
On New Year's Eve, Travis also wrote the following "rap" on his blog about Katy which really needs to be read in it's entirety. Mostly so you can realize why I equate Gym Class Heroes with face cancer.Here is a statement
My Friends always tell me how I’m lucky to possess
The best looking girl in the whole U.S.
But every time you scream, you blow your finesse
Tryin’ to dis the Profess-
Or twenty-four hours of acting sore
Sometimes I wish you’d come down with lockjaw
So I don’t have to take in the breakin’
You treat me like a burnt piece of bacon
It seems like just two years
Back when we were bonded and not pierced
But now I keep itchin’ to jet
Sitting’ in the chair just to stare, set to sprint
Yo, sweetheart, you better take a hint
I say it now like I said it before
I’m lookin’ at the front door
Wait. This guy rap-blogs and calls himself "The Profess?" Amazing. For a second there, I thought I'd really have to work hard to impress Katy by wearing pants or something. Not anymore! Thanks, Travis McCoy.
Tara Reid hasn´t made an appearance here for a while, but in case you guys were starting to worry about her, the good news is that she is still alive and drinking.
Because Tara Reid´s biochemistry is different from that of ordinary humans, she requires several pints of alcohol per day just to keep breathing, and some scientists contend that unlike other women´s breasts, which are comprised of fatty tissues, Tara Reid´s tits actually function more like a camel´s hump, storing alcohol, and releasing it as she starts to sober up.
Sure, its sad to see a pretty girl become a raving alcoholic and destroy her life with endless partying and budget plastic surgeries, but she looks almost human in these pictures, so I guess that´s good enough for the likes of us.
Britney´s daddy has done a good job of reining his bipolar daughter in on many counts, and on mostly getting rid of the scum that surrounded her prior to his arrival, but it turns out that he may have failed when it most mattered. According to Star Magazine, Adnan Ghalib has managed to knock Britney Spears up for the third time in her life.
Adnan is apparently jubilant at the news, and telling all his friends according to a Star source who said: “Britney is Adnan´s dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he´ll be made for life."
I bet Sam Lutfi wishes he had thought of getting her pregnant. Then he might be toasty warm in Britney´s mansion rather than being out in the cold, under a restraining order, and possibly under investigation for drugging Britney.
Moral of the story? You´re not allowed to slip her pills, but slipping her sperm is A OK.
Far be it for me to condemn a woman for getting her tits out, but I can´t help noticing and commenting on how happy Christian Aguilera seems to be with her new improved rack. Obviously that visit to the Ellen show where she teased Ellen DeGeneres and her audience with her huge breasts was a trial run. It went well for her, so now she has them out wherever she goes.
Note how well she pulls off the ´slutty casual´ look here. At first she just looks like any young mom, out in a baseball cap and swats. Then you realize that her top is actually undone halfway down her torso, and she´s practically swinging those breasts in the photographers´ faces.
I suppose its best that she enjoys them now, before the milk does down and she´s left with the inevitable post pregnancy sag a la Britney Spears.
(I guess it would also be unkind to point out that they appear to be lumpy, uneven, and blue.)
From her infamous plunging cream frock to her latest daring low-slung backless gown, Holly Willoughby's wardrobe has continued to raise eyebrows in recent months.
But the Dancing On Ice presenter has revealed she has no intention of covering up her car-crash curves any time soon.
In a new interview, the 27-year-old says: “I'm not going to change my entire wardrobe just because of what people have said. I love the dresses I wear, I think they are beautiful and until I think differently, I'll carry on.
“I'm womanly, I have boobs and hips and I dress to accommodate them - that's not going to change. Why should it?”
“People say: 'You're a real curvy woman, you look great – go for it!' and everyone on the show thinks it's hilarious”
“I'm proud of my curves and I've always worn low necklines.”
Holly says that the focus on her décolletage doesn't concern her, describing the press coverage as mostly “positive”.
The star also revealed she wasn't always so buxom, telling the Daily Mirror: “It's ironic that I became a bra model. When I was at school I was known as the flat-chested girl. I blossomed late.”
She adds that her TV producer husband Dan Baldwin copes well with the amount of attention she receives.
She says: “He's as surprised as I am but he's cool about it. I suppose he's always seen me in low-cut tops so it's nothing new. He loves my body… he loves what I wear.
Not all Dancing On Ice viewers share his opinion. On Sunday night, Holly's backless - and almost bottomless - dress revealed far more flesh than the most daring of necklines.
An audience member said: "From the front the black dress looked very restrained - but as soon as Holly turned her back, it looked like she was in danger of revealing a builder's bum."
The dress was made by Jovani, the designer also behind the controversial white low-cut number which led to the initial outcry about the presenter's suitability for the ITV show's family audience.
Jovani also created the revealing peach silk dress Miss Willoughby wore on the show before going out to celebrate her 27th birthday.
The low-cut white dress Miss Willoughby wore last month prompted scores of comments from viewers.
"Why doesn't she stop messing around and just do the show topless?" one asked on a TV website message board.
Another wrote: "My husband and I have great fun trying to bet how low her top will be each week. She does struggle to keep them in, doesn't she?"
Others suggested Miss Willoughby's revealing wardrobe was far from suitable for Sunday night family viewing.
Her outfits were said to be diverting attention from the celebrities competing for the trophy and from her co-host Phillip Schofield.
It's not the first time she has proved a distraction. Four years ago Miss Willoughby raised eyebrows when she accidentally flashed a breast as she danced on the children's show Ministry of Mayhem.
