Showing posts with label Amy Winehouse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Amy Winehouse. Show all posts

Friday, April 25, 2008

Winehouse Joins UK Millionaire Music Rich List

Winehouse Joins UK Millionaire Music Rich List

LONDON (Reuters) - British singer Amy Winehouse joined the elite ranks of music millionaires on Friday but she may struggle to reach the dizzy heights of "wrinkly rockers" like Paul McCartney, the editor of an annual rich list said.

The bee-hived soul singer, whose troubled private life and battle against drug addiction have overshadowed her recording success, is now valued at 10 million pounds ($19.72 million).

"Winning Grammys have given her a really good profile in the United States. She has such a smooth voice but let's hope she doesn't blow it all," Sunday Times Rich List editor Philip Beresford said as the latest millionaire tables were published.

Reality TV winner Leona Lewis is another new entry in the Under-30 category. She was valued at six million pounds after topping the singles and album charts in the United States.

Leading the young millionaires thanks to inherited Beatle wealth is the late George Harrison's guitarist son Dhani. His 160 million pound fortune prompted newspaper headlines like "While their bank accounts gently leap..."

But Beresford told Reuters: "None of these young singers will ever make it to the main rich list as they don't have the legs of the wrinkly rockers."

The young guns are dwarfed by the fortunes of veteran stars like Mick Jagger and Sting, he said.

"They have developed this new industry of massive stadium tours around the world full of relatively wealthy middle-aged fans trying to recapture their youth paying extortionate prices for the privilege," Beresford said.

"Their tours are their pension funds," he said.

Beresford did admit to one Beatle miscalculation over Paul McCartney's fortune which was set at 725 million in last year's list.

"He is now down at 500 million because we over-egged it in the past. But we are not as severe as the judge in his divorce case (against Heather Mills) who put it at 400 million pounds," he said.

Beresford hailed the 300 million pound fortune of Madonna and her film director husband Guy Ritchie as "almost unique."

"She has joined the wrinkly rockers with the big touring income but she also has the record sales which they are not getting anymore," he added.

But Madonna's fortune is dwarfed in Britain's top 50 music millionaires list which is topped, like last year, by Clive Calder, founder of Zomba Records, who is valued at 1.3 billion pounds.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Amy Winehouse Gets NAKED For A Band

Amy Winehouse Gets NAKED For A Band

Now here´s a pretty dilemma for you. Do you click and risk your eyesight, not to mention your eternal soul? Or do you not click and go through the rest of your life knowing that there once was a naked chick you could have seen, but didn´t?

To answer your wailing cries of "Why oh why?! Why would they take naked pictures of Amy Winehouse?" Here´s the flimsy excuse:

Amy Winehouse recently got naked to "raise breast cancer awareness," though I think she raised more awareness that not all women should be seen naked. Just kidding, she actually looks pretty decent in the picture, which means that there was some serious photoshopping going on here, according to the experts I consulted.

They tell me that in real life she´d probably look like a one woman band with the way her xylophone ribs must stick out, and instead of playing the guitar, she´d probably be putting a cigarette out on her face and trying to smoke the guitar.

Experts eh, you just can´t get a thing by them.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Amy Winehouse's Breasts Explained

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Amy Winehouse's surprising amount of boobage has finally been explained. Amy was at a party over the weekend with her new man Blake Wood and apparently left some clues behind, according to Page Six:

"She left a pair of boob enhancers - like chicken cutlet things to push up your boobs - and some hair extensions in the toilet," our spy said. Later, Winehouse and Wood went to his apartment with a group of people who "were all getting drunk - except for them."

Wow. I'm never going to eat poultry again. That being said, I did eat something last night that is totally not agreeing with me. So bear with me today. There's an epic battle ala Lord of the Rings going on in my stomach. I was just in the bathroom and I'm pretty sure I saw a dwarf with a battle axe.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Hot Celeb's With Hottest Body Tattoos

Hot Celeb's With Hottest Body Tattoos

Becks uses his tattoos to make sure his family is always with him. The football star has his sons' names on his back, and a tattoo in Hindi of what was meant to say 'Victoria' but oh-so-tragically turned out as 'Vihctoria'. David has also just added a picture of his wife on his forearm.

Hot Celeb's With Hottest Body Tattoos

Brad Pitt is relatively new to the tattoo club - in 2007 he had his left arm tattooed with the outline of the Iceman. Underneath it is a line in French that translates to 'Life is absurd'.

Hot Celeb's With Hottest Body Tattoos

Victoria Beckham has turned her body into a tribute for her family. The tattoo along her spine is Hebrew for 'I am my beloved's, and my beloved is mine'. She also has her husband's initials on her wrist and five stars on her lower back - one for each family member. Ah.

Hot Celeb's With Hottest Body Tattoos

Angelina covered up an unwanted tattoo on her left shoulder that said 'death' in Chinese with a prayer for her adopted son Maddox. 'Know your rights' is tattooed on Angelina's upper back, representing her role as a humanitarian.

Hot Celeb's With Hottest Body Tattoos

Angelina Jolie's tattoos are almost as popular as her pout. Here you can see the roman numerals on her left forearm. Inside her left wrist is a letter H, representing her close relationship with her brother, James Haven.

Hot Celeb's With Hottest Body Tattoos

Kevin Federline and Britney Spears will always be linked by their children... and their matching tattoos. They both have a pair of dice - hers pink and his blue - to remind them that marriage is a gamble. Funny how things work out.

Hot Celeb's With Hottest Body Tattoos

Pink's ever-growing tattoo collection includes a guardian angel on her back, military dog tags from her father and brother on her foot, a barcode from one of her albums on her neck, and the phrase 'what goes around comes around' wrapped around her wrist.

Hot Celeb's With Hottest Body Tattoos

Some of the more interesting tattoos on this 'good girl gone bad' are the Pisces sign behind Rihanna's right ear, the star in her left ear, and a Sanskrit prayer down her hip. There are no signs of any umbrellas.

Hot Celeb's With Hottest Body Tattoos

Amy Winehouse says she gets tattoos so she has something to look at when she's bored. The singer's 13 sailor-like tattoos include pin-up girls, naked women, a horseshoe, an anchor, and a shirt pocket on her chest with 'Blake's' written above it, for husband Blake Fielder-Civil.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Amy Winehouse spent $1000 a day on drugs

Amy Winehouse spent $1000 a day on drugs

Amy Winehouse’s husband Blake Fielder-Civil sent a letter from prison to his father. Blake refers to his dad as “Daydream” because of his laid-back attitude and shares his fears that Amy will die before he gets out of prison. He’s hoping rehab will get her off coke and crack which they used to do $1000 worth of everyday, according to News of the World:

"I want Amy to grab this opportunity in rehab so we can have a marriage and future together. Because the way she's going I really fear I will come out of prison to no wife.
"I dread my cell door being opened and the chaplain informing me, ‘Amy's dead.'
"I have that nightmare three or four times a week.

I’m assuming $1000 worth of blow is a lot. I dunno, I’m more of a meth man. Anyway, if I ever called my dad “Daydream,” he’d chain me to the garage door then hit me repeatedly with his truck. He prefers “Buttercup.”

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Amy Winehouse caught on video smoking crack


Amy Winehouse is caught on video after smoking crack and admittedly taking six valium. The video was recorded Friday and released today by The Sun. Definitely scope it out. It shows Amy getting her crack on then crawling around barefoot on broken glass trying to find her cat. She’s heard saying:

“If I was that cat I’d leave on my own accord — I’d call a cab. It ain’t right. This ain’t Toys R Us. They took my cat.”

Because apparently to Amy Winehouse, Toys R Us is an appropriate place to smoke crack and leave broken glass lying around. I’ve been saying this for years, but it’s nice to hear someone else say it for once.

Fun Fact: Amy Winehouse once punched through a tank to get a McDonald’s caramel sundae. Also, yes, she is indeed sniffing her cleavage and then grimacing in the last two photos.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Amy Winehouse strips down to her bra AGAIN...

Amy Winehouse has sparked new concerns for her health after she revealed an bandage on her arm during a shopping spree in London.

The troubled singer was out last night with her father Mitch and some friends when she removed off her black jacket in the clothes store in front of the shopkeeper to try on a hooded jumper.

Amy Winehouse strips down to her bra AGAIN...

During the quick strip, the Rehab star showed off a gauze strapped across the veins of her right arm.

While the cause of the injury is unclear, one thing is for certain - her red bra is definitely a favourite.

It made its first appearance last month when Amy was spotted wandering the streets of London's Bow in the middle of the night.

Earlier this month, as she returned from the Caribbean, it made another public appearance when she stripped at Heathrow airport to change her top.

Amy has been struggling to cope while her husband Blake Fielder-Civil is in prison awaiting trial for perverting the course of justice, a charge which he denies.

This shopping trip was her first public appearance since she attended Blake's hearing at Snaresbrook Crown Court on Friday.

Amy Winehouse strips down to her bra AGAIN...

As her husband was led back into custody she interrupted court proceedings to shout: "Love you handsome. Gorgeous one."

She then rounded on reporters sitting in court and yelled: "I wasn't talking to you."

Blake's legal team revealed he "would plead not guilty" at a later date and said it was possible his counsel may attempt to dismiss the charges all together.

Another preliminary hearing is scheduled for February 15 and the trial, focusing on perverting the course of justice charges for all five men, is scheduled for June 2, 2008.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Amy Winehouse Arrested For Disobeying The Law

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Amy Winehouse was arrested this afternoon in London for perverting the course of justice, according to TMZ. She was scheduled to be questioned by police today about her husband’s trial-rigging scheme that has him currently locked in prison. Apparently things didn’t go well.

Granted, it’s common procedure to question the wife when her husband’s been arrested. But, honestly, what kind of information did police hope to garner from Amy Winehouse? She can’t even remember the words to her own music. It’d be like questioning a six-year-old but without the convenience of complete sentences.

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