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Far be it for me to condemn a woman for getting her tits out, but I can´t help noticing and commenting on how happy Christian Aguilera seems to be with her new improved rack. Obviously that visit to the Ellen show where she teased Ellen DeGeneres and her audience with her huge breasts was a trial run. It went well for her, so now she has them out wherever she goes.
Note how well she pulls off the ´slutty casual´ look here. At first she just looks like any young mom, out in a baseball cap and swats. Then you realize that her top is actually undone halfway down her torso, and she´s practically swinging those breasts in the photographers´ faces.
I suppose its best that she enjoys them now, before the milk does down and she´s left with the inevitable post pregnancy sag a la Britney Spears.
(I guess it would also be unkind to point out that they appear to be lumpy, uneven, and blue.)
Amy Winehouse's surprising amount of boobage has finally been explained. Amy was at a party over the weekend with her new man Blake Wood and apparently left some clues behind, according to Page Six:
"She left a pair of boob enhancers - like chicken cutlet things to push up your boobs - and some hair extensions in the toilet," our spy said. Later, Winehouse and Wood went to his apartment with a group of people who "were all getting drunk - except for them."
Wow. I'm never going to eat poultry again. That being said, I did eat something last night that is totally not agreeing with me. So bear with me today. There's an epic battle ala Lord of the Rings going on in my stomach. I was just in the bathroom and I'm pretty sure I saw a dwarf with a battle axe.