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Showing posts with label Christina Aguilera. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christina Aguilera. Show all posts
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
Friday, February 11, 2011
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Christina´s Huge Breasts Cause Marital Difficulties
Some people might find it hard to imagine that there would be a downside to being with a lady with huge tits, but those people aren´t Christina Aguilera´s whiny little husband.

The latest breast related rumor from the Aguilera camp is that her massive mammaries are attracting unwanted attention from would be lovers.
According to rumor, Jonathan Bratman is angry that Christina has been flirting with other men, including employees. He´s fired the ones who worked for him, but we all know that won´t be enough to stop the rising tide of Aguilera lust.
Sooner or later Bratman´s either going to have to lock Christina up a la Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, or end up cuckold.
The latest breast related rumor from the Aguilera camp is that her massive mammaries are attracting unwanted attention from would be lovers.
According to rumor, Jonathan Bratman is angry that Christina has been flirting with other men, including employees. He´s fired the ones who worked for him, but we all know that won´t be enough to stop the rising tide of Aguilera lust.
Sooner or later Bratman´s either going to have to lock Christina up a la Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, or end up cuckold.
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Christina´s Breasts Make Another Appearance
Far be it for me to condemn a woman for getting her tits out, but I can´t help noticing and commenting on how happy Christian Aguilera seems to be with her new improved rack. Obviously that visit to the Ellen show where she teased Ellen DeGeneres and her audience with her huge breasts was a trial run. It went well for her, so now she has them out wherever she goes.

Note how well she pulls off the ´slutty casual´ look here. At first she just looks like any young mom, out in a baseball cap and swats. Then you realize that her top is actually undone halfway down her torso, and she´s practically swinging those breasts in the photographers´ faces.
I suppose its best that she enjoys them now, before the milk does down and she´s left with the inevitable post pregnancy sag a la Britney Spears.

(I guess it would also be unkind to point out that they appear to be lumpy, uneven, and blue.)
Note how well she pulls off the ´slutty casual´ look here. At first she just looks like any young mom, out in a baseball cap and swats. Then you realize that her top is actually undone halfway down her torso, and she´s practically swinging those breasts in the photographers´ faces.
I suppose its best that she enjoys them now, before the milk does down and she´s left with the inevitable post pregnancy sag a la Britney Spears.
(I guess it would also be unkind to point out that they appear to be lumpy, uneven, and blue.)
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Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Motherhood leaves Christina Aguilera looking swell
New mother Christina Aguilera has unveiled her slimmed-down post-baby body just three weeks after giving birth to her son Max.
The pop star made her first public appearance since welcoming her first child to promote the release of her new DVD set Back to Basics: Live and Down Under in LA yesterday.
It appears she welcomed the change of scenery, with the star admitting: "I'm so going stir-crazy in the house."

In a radio interview prior to the appearance, she gushed about her "incredible" son and said she is already inspired to write a new album.
"This whole incredible thing that's taken part in my life, between the pregnancy and the birth, I've got so much to be inspired about and so much in my life to write about.
"I've been brain-storming for the last nine months, actually. This next album will have a whole new me, so there's a lot to look forward to."
The 27-year-old says she and husband Jordan Bratman reveling in parenthood: "It's still the first couple of weeks, every week something new happens.
"It's constant changing and he's constantly changing and doing these incredibly cute things - and stinky things."
The singer was also asked how she felt about Paris Hilton announcing her pregnancy to the world before Christina herself had confirmed it.
Paris made the comment while addressing a crowd at a Hollywood club, which left Christina and her friends looking rather shocked.
Christina says now: "Paris did kind of jump the gun a little on it, so she became the official announcer at a club appearance.
"It was funny. I laughed about it. I was a group of friends ad we all looked at each other a little surprised but we laughed it off.
"It was actually cute, she did it in a very sweet way so it wasn't in a kind of tattle-on-you kind of thing."
The pop star made her first public appearance since welcoming her first child to promote the release of her new DVD set Back to Basics: Live and Down Under in LA yesterday.
It appears she welcomed the change of scenery, with the star admitting: "I'm so going stir-crazy in the house."
In a radio interview prior to the appearance, she gushed about her "incredible" son and said she is already inspired to write a new album.
"This whole incredible thing that's taken part in my life, between the pregnancy and the birth, I've got so much to be inspired about and so much in my life to write about.
"I've been brain-storming for the last nine months, actually. This next album will have a whole new me, so there's a lot to look forward to."
The 27-year-old says she and husband Jordan Bratman reveling in parenthood: "It's still the first couple of weeks, every week something new happens.
"It's constant changing and he's constantly changing and doing these incredibly cute things - and stinky things."
The singer was also asked how she felt about Paris Hilton announcing her pregnancy to the world before Christina herself had confirmed it.
Paris made the comment while addressing a crowd at a Hollywood club, which left Christina and her friends looking rather shocked.
Christina says now: "Paris did kind of jump the gun a little on it, so she became the official announcer at a club appearance.
"It was funny. I laughed about it. I was a group of friends ad we all looked at each other a little surprised but we laughed it off.
"It was actually cute, she did it in a very sweet way so it wasn't in a kind of tattle-on-you kind of thing."
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Sunday, January 13, 2008
Christina Aguilera have a baby
Christina Aguilera gave birth to a singular baby today, according to E! Online:
The couple announced the birth in a quick text message to friends and family around 4 p.m.: "Baby has arrived. Mom and dad are doing well!"
There were no further details immediately available.
TMZ is saying it’s a boy. My sources say it’s a Yeti. I trust my peeps on this one. And by peeps I mean all the beers I just drank.
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